a ji biwi ko ghar pe bithla ke tum baahar kyo jate ho
jab ghar me chulha jalta hai fir hotal me kyu khate ho
a ji biwi ko ghar pe bithla ke tum baahar kyo jate ho
jab ghar me chulha jalta hai fir hotal me kyu khate ho

are baat baat pe shak karna ye aurat hi ka hissa hai
are baat baat pe shak karna ye aurat hi ka hissa hai
miya biwi ka jhagda to bada purana kissa hai
jara kaho to is jhagde ki nobat hi kyo late ho
jab ghar me chulha jalta hai fir hotal me kyu khate ho

janam se hi jhagdalu hai is duniya ki har shrimati
janam se hi jhagdalu hai is duniya ki har shrimati
kyo na rahe kuware fir tum kahe ko fir bane pati
pati bane to shrimati se ab kyun aankh churate ho
jab ghar me chulha jalta hai fir hotal me kyu khate ho
biwi ko ghar bithala ke tum bhar kyo jate ho
jab ghar me chulha jalta hai fir hotal me kyu khate ho

shadi ka matlab kya tum ko bandh ke rakhe palle se
o shadi ka matlab kya tum ko bandh ke rakhe palle se
duniya kya kya kehti hai jara pucho gali mohalle se
subha ke nikle kaha se aadhi aadhi raat ko aate ho
jab ghar me chulha jalta hai fir hotal me kyu khate ho