aslam bhai,mere aslam bhai
hey,aslam bhai,aslam bhai,aslam bhai
dubai ka chashma,chin ki chaddi,aur irani chai
aslam bhai,mere aslam bhai
ae,aslam bhai,aslam bhai,aslam bhai
kachcha pakka teen sau bis udhaar ki beedi,haai

tera chehra qayamat hai arre,bollywood ki shaamat hai
tera chehra qayamat hai arre,bollywood ki shaamat hai
na tu nanga,na tu hakla,na tu ganja, aslam bhai
haath mein bas paanch ungli,hero ban jaa aslam bhai
madhui pachhtayegi,aishwariya karegi haai
aslam bhai,aslam bhai
ae,aslam bhai,aslam bhai,aslam bhai
dubai ka chashma,chin ki chaddi,aur irani chai

aankh mein teri magic hai chehra kitna tragic hai
aankh mein teri magic hai hai,chehra kitna tragic hai
house full ke boat par tu muskuraana aslam bhai
mafia se panga lena,na kabhi na aslam bhai
aap ke bin suni hogi filmi duniya haai

aslam bhai,mere aslam bhai
aslam bhai,aslam bhai,aslam bhai
dubai ka chashma,chin ki chaddi,aur irani chai

Aslam Bhai, oh my Aslam Bhai,
Hey, Aslam Bhai, Aslam Bhai, Aslam Bhai.
Dubai shades, Chinese shorts, Iranian tea,
Aslam Bhai, oh my Aslam Bhai,
Hey, Aslam Bhai, Aslam Bhai, Aslam Bhai.
Raw, then cooked, three-twenty borrowed smokes, alas.

Your face, a judgment, oh, Bollywood's doom,
Your face, a judgment, oh, Bollywood's doom.
Not naked, not stammering, not bald, Aslam Bhai,
Five fingers held high, hero, Aslam Bhai.
Madhuri will mourn, Aishwarya will cry,
Aslam Bhai, Aslam Bhai,
Hey, Aslam Bhai, Aslam Bhai, Aslam Bhai.
Dubai shades, Chinese shorts, Iranian tea.

Magic in your eyes, how tragic your face,
Magic in your eyes, how tragic your face.
Smile from the full house boat, Aslam Bhai,
Never tangle with the mafia, no, Aslam Bhai.
Without you, the film world will be empty, alas,
Aslam Bhai, oh my Aslam Bhai,
Hey, Aslam Bhai, Aslam Bhai, Aslam Bhai.
Dubai shades, Chinese shorts, Iranian tea.