ramchandraji keh gaye siya se
aisa kalyug aayega
bhale bure ki jaanch bhi ek din
humko credit card dilwaayega
kaho toh tumhaare chehre ka
badal de hum position
yeh hai bachchan paande ka
ganga kinaare wala tashan

Rama declared to Sita, a prophecy whispered,
A Kali Yuga shall dawn, a future now blistered.
Where judgment of good and ill, a twisted decree,
Shall hinge on a card, a plastic entity.

Speak, and I'll shift the landscape of your face,
Like a film's dramatic, riverbank embrace.
This, you see, is Bachchan Pandey's vow,
A Ganga-side stance, happening here and now.