a se akdu b se buddu c se chikni d se dil e se elle
f se fool fool fool fool shut up you fool hey
iss ladki ki kam hai akal
are is ladki ki kam akal na surat hai na iski shakal
karti hai laila ki nakal majanu nahi milega ja re ja
hey chullu bar pani me dubh ja chullu bar pani me dubh ja

iss ladki ki kam hai akal na surat hai na iski shakal
karti hai laila ki nakal majanu nahi milega ja re ja
hey chullu bar pani me dubh ja chullu bar pani me dubh ja

jangale me band karo ladki ye jungali hai
gale padh jayegi bilkul hi pagali hai shut up
dekho dekho ladki athave achambe ki
bijali hi ghul hai bijali ke khambe ki
dekho dekho ladki athave achambe ki
bijali hi ghul hai bijali ke khambe ki
thigani hai lekin sochti hai lambe ki
kudh ko samajhti hai heroin bombe ki
are na chehre pe tere namak na aankho me teri chamak
are na chehre pe tere namak na aankho me teri chamak
hero nahi milega ja re ja chu chu chu hey
chullu bar pani me dubh ja chullu bar pani me dubh ja
hey chullu bar pani me dubh ja chullu bar pani me dubh ja

sarfiri ye ladki badi magrur hai
chehra to dekha jaise tandur hai you silly
badi badi aankhe tirchi nigahe hai
nakhare to dekho hollywood se aaye hai
are badi badi aankhe tirchi nigahe hai
nakhare to dekho hollywood se aaye hai
desi ladki angrejo ka rup jhadti hai
khali pili ja ja style marti hai
mang le maafi ae ladki kis raste se bhagegi
mang le maafi ae ladki kis raste se bhagegi
mauka nahi milega chu chu chu hey
chullu bar pani me dubh ja chullu bar pani me dubh ja
are chullu bar pani me dubh ja chullu bar pani me dubh ja

iss ladki ki kam hai akal
are is ladki ki kam akal na surat hai na iski shakal
karti hai laila ki nakal majanu nahi milega ja re ja
hey chullu bar pani me dubh ja chullu bar pani me dubh ja
hey chullu bar pani me dubh ja chullu bar pani me dubh ja

A for Arrogant, B for Blockhead, C for Chic, D for Dim, E for Empty,
F for Fool, Fool, Fool, Fool, shut up, you fool!
This girl, her mind, a barren land,
This girl, her mind, a wasteland, beauty none, a frightful frame.
She mimics Laila's famed design,
Majnu's love, she'll never find, begone, away!
Go, drown yourself in a handful of water,
Go, drown yourself in a handful of water.

This girl, her mind, a barren land,
This girl, her mind, a wasteland, beauty none, a frightful frame.
She mimics Laila's famed design,
Majnu's love, she'll never find, begone, away!
Go, drown yourself in a handful of water,
Go, drown yourself in a handful of water.

Lock this girl within the wood, a savage thing,
She'll cling to you, utterly insane, shut up!
Behold, this girl, the eighth wonder's claim,
The electricity's gone out, at the electric pole's name.
Behold, this girl, the eighth wonder's claim,
The electricity's gone out, at the electric pole's name.
Small in stature, yet her thoughts take flight,
She fancies herself a Bombay heroine's light.
Upon your face, no salt, no spice,
Upon your eyes, no radiant prize,
A hero's love, you will not find, beware, beware!
Go, drown yourself in a handful of water,
Go, drown yourself in a handful of water.

This girl, a mad one, haughty in her way,
Her face, a furnace on display, you silly.
Big eyes they are, a sideways glance they cast,
Her tantrums, Hollywood's shadow, unsurpassed.
Big eyes they are, a sideways glance they cast,
Her tantrums, Hollywood's shadow, unsurpassed.
A desi girl, yet the English form she wears,
Empty, empty, she flaunts her airs.
Seek forgiveness, girl, by which path will you flee?
Seek forgiveness, girl, by which path will you flee?
A chance denied, beware, beware!
Go, drown yourself in a handful of water,
Go, drown yourself in a handful of water.

This girl, her mind, a barren land,
This girl, her mind, a wasteland, beauty none, a frightful frame.
She mimics Laila's famed design,
Majnu's love, she'll never find, begone, away!
Go, drown yourself in a handful of water,
Go, drown yourself in a handful of water.