o daddy cool cool cool mera beta fool fool fool
o daddy cool cool cool mera beta fool fool fool
o daddy cool o cool cool

o bigade dil shahzade kam umar ki dulhan la dunga
baap hu munde tera tujhe ghodi par chadhawa dunga
are shadi hai barbadi ye naare main lagwa dunga
nahi chadhunga ghodi main suli par chadh jaaunga
chop, o daddy cool cool cool
mera beta fool fool fool mera beta fool fool fool
o daddy cool cool cool o daddy cool o cool cool

tu suli par chadh jaayega main rassi ko katawaunga
tum rassi ko katawaaoge main building par chadh jaaunga
tu building par chadh jaayega main fire brigade bulawaunga
tum fire brigade bulawaaoge main kud ke niche aauga
tu kud ke niche aayega to chot badi tu khayega
tu kud ke niche aayega to chot badi tu khayega
jab chot mujhe lag jaayegi to main langada ho jaaunga
ha main langada ho jaaunga are main langada ho jaaunga
baisaakhi mangawa dunga par sehara to bandhawa dunga
nahi chadhungaa ghodi main suli par chadh jaaunga
are baap hu munde teraa tujhe ghodi par chadhawa dunga
chop o daddy cool cool cool
mera beta fool fool fool mera beta fool fool fool
o daddy cool cool cool o daddy cool o cool cool

tere sir sehara bandhawa ke tujhe mandap me laa jaaunga
mujhe mandap me le jaaoge main chikhunga chilaaunga
tu chikhegaa chillayega tere munh pe tape lagaaunga
tum munh pe tape lagaoge pandit ko maar bhagaaunga
pandit ki aisi ki taisi main khud pandit ban jaaunga
mangalam bhagwan vishnu mangalam garuddhwaj
mangal kundalikanksha manglaya tanohari
om om om
jo tum pandit ban jaaoge nau do gyaarah ho jaaunga
main dulhan baarati le kar tere pichhe pichhe aaunga
mere pichhe pichhe aaoge kisi plane me main ghus jaaunga
ha plane me main ghus jaaunga
ha plane me main ghus jaaunga
wo plane main hire kar ke tere phere wahi kara dunga
nahi chadhunga ghodi main suli par chadh jaaunga
are baap hu munde tera tujhe ghodi par chadhawa dunga
chop

o daddy cool cool cool mera beta fool fool fool
o daddy cool cool cool mera beta fool fool fool
o daddy cool o cool cool

bhole daddy meri dulhan tu ghar lakar pachatayega
mera band bajanewale tera band bhi baj jayega
teri maa ne beta parso tak tere baap ka band bajaya hai
ab bete teri baari hai ab tera number aaya hai
o daddy cool o cool cool
daddy wo tumhe nachayegi har tarah tumhe satayegi
mujhse jhadu lagvayegi khana bhi wo banvayegi
wo baith majese khayegi hamse bartan manjvayegi
beauty parlour me jayegi sau sau nakhre dikhlayegi
kity party me jayegi aur laut ke wo kab aayegi
wo figure bighadne na degi mamta me dub na payegi
tum chahate ho pota poti wo dog ko sangat layegi
hum tum miljulkar rehte hai hum dono ko ladvadegi
is ghar ko hotal kar degi hum sabko pagal kar degi
ghar ko hotal kar degi hum sabko pagal kar degi
o daddy cool o cool cool

ye sab lakshan shubh hai beta aa gayi tujhe jawani
ye sab sehna hi padta hai mardo ki yahi kahani hai
kuch na khakar mar jane se kuch khakar marna achha hai
shadi me honeymoon bhi hai tu na samjhe tu bachcha hai

poto ki jaldi nahi mujhe tu family planning kar lena
teri biwi jo kutta paale usko hi beta keh dena
usko hi beta keh dena usko hi beta keh dena
main samjh gaya mere daddy kismat ki yahi kahani hai
tum jaise gunde daddy ne ik bahu se thokar khani hai
are jo hoga so hoga par sasur to main ban jaaunga
shadi hai barbadi ye naare main lagvadunga

o bigade dil shahzade kam umar ki dulhan la dunga
nahi chadhunga ghodi main suli par chadh jaaunga
fool fool fool mera beta fool fool fool
daddy cool cool cool o daddy cool cool cool
o crazy daddy crazy daddy crazy daddy
tu kar le shadi mere bete ho ja ready

o daddy cool cool cool mera beta fool fool fool
o daddy cool cool cool mera beta fool fool fool
o daddy cool cool cool mera beta fool fool fool
o daddy cool cool cool mera beta fool fool fool
chop

Oh, Daddy Cool, Cool, Cool, my son, a blooming flower,
Oh, spoiled prince, I'll bring you a bride of tender hour.
I am your father, boy, I'll make you ride the steed,
But marriage is ruin, these slogans I will plead.
I won't ride the horse, on the gallows, I will ascend,
Chop, oh Daddy Cool, Cool, Cool,
My son, a blooming flower, my son, a blooming flower,
Oh, Daddy Cool, Cool, Cool, oh Daddy Cool, oh Cool, Cool.

You'll ascend the gallows? I'll have the rope severed,
You sever the rope? I'll climb a building, forever!
You climb the building? I'll summon the fire brigade,
You call the fire brigade? I'll leap, unafraid.
You leap? A great injury you'll embrace,
You leap? A great injury you'll embrace,
When injury strikes, I'll become lame, a disgrace.
Yes, I'll be lame, oh, I'll be lame,
I'll arrange crutches, but the bridal garland, I'll claim.
I won't ride the horse, on the gallows, I will ascend,
I am your father, boy, I'll make you ride the steed,
Chop, oh Daddy Cool, Cool, Cool,
My son, a blooming flower, my son, a blooming flower,
Oh, Daddy Cool, Cool, Cool, oh Daddy Cool, oh Cool, Cool.

With the garland on your head, to the altar I'll take,
To the altar you take me? I'll scream and I'll break!
You'll scream and you'll break? I'll tape your mouth, it's true,
You tape my mouth? The priest, I'll then subdue.
To the priest, I'll say, "Go away!", I'll become a priest too,
Mangalam Bhagwan Vishnu, Mangalam Garudadhwaj,
Mangalam Kundlikaksh, Mangalaya Tanohari,
Om, Om, Om.

If you become a priest, I'll vanish, I'll flee,
I'll bring the bride, the wedding party, and follow thee,
You follow? I'll slip into a plane, unseen,
Yes, into a plane I'll convene.
I'll hire the plane, and there the vows will be,
I won't ride the horse, on the gallows, I will ascend,
I am your father, boy, I'll make you ride the steed,
Chop!

Oh, Daddy Cool, Cool, Cool, my son, a blooming flower,
Foolish Daddy, when you bring the bride, regret will flower.
The band that plays for me, your band will play the same,
Your mother, son, till yesterday, your father's band did claim.
Now son, your turn has come, your number is at hand,
Oh Daddy Cool, Oh Cool Cool.

Daddy, she'll make you dance, torment you in every way,
She'll make me sweep the floor, cook all day,
She'll sit and eat with glee, make me wash the dishes,
Go to the beauty parlor, show off countless wishes,
To kitty parties she will flit, and when will she return?
She won't let your figure go, in maternal love, you'll burn,
You want grandchildren? She'll bring a dog to be your kin,
We live together, we two, she will make us sin,
This home to a hotel, she'll turn, driving us insane,
This home to a hotel, she'll turn, driving us insane,
Oh Daddy Cool, Oh Cool Cool.

These are auspicious signs, my son, youth is now in bloom,
All this you must endure, such is a man's life's tomb,
Better to die eating, than to starve and die unknown,
In marriage, there's honeymoon too, you're just a child, alone.

No rush for grandchildren, family planning is your call,
Your wife and dog, your son they'll be, answering duty's thrall,
Your wife and dog, your son they'll be, answering duty's thrall,
I understand, my Daddy, this is the story's decree,
You, a gangster Daddy, from a daughter-in-law, will suffer glee,
Whatever will be, I'll be a father-in-law, it's true,
Marriage is ruin, these slogans I will imbue.

Oh, spoiled prince, I'll bring you a bride of tender hour,
I won't ride the horse, on the gallows, I will ascend,
My son, a blooming flower, my son, a blooming flower,
Daddy Cool, Cool, Cool, oh Daddy Cool, Cool, Cool,
Oh Crazy Daddy, Crazy Daddy, Crazy Daddy,
Go on and marry, my son, be ready!
Oh, Daddy Cool, Cool, Cool, my son, a blooming flower.