jiji ji didi ko dekhe
didi jija ji ko
main bukhi pyasi baithi hu
ye nahi hosh kisi ko
chup saali
saali nahi sister-in-law sister-in-law
hain jo yahi
hain jo yahi pyar ka trailor
to picture na jane kya hogi
hain jo yahi pyar ka trailor
to picture na jane kya hogi
o hero ji heroine ji
ab aur reharsal jane do
hain jo yahi pyar ka trailor
to picture na jane kya hogi

na maangu ghoda na maangu hathi
maangu ho keval only only
maangu hu keval sabji chpaati
kyu yunhi tar tar bheja hain khati
bheja hi tum dono ka nahi hain
warna kabhi ki main kha bhi jati
tu baaj nahi aati
kya baaj aau
tum khud hi socho
faake se hain meri jaan jati
mujhko bacha lo shadi ke din tak
ghat jayega warna
aaj ek barati
chawal bhi dhare hain kaddu bhi hain kata
kyu sar pe chadhe hain ja gunth le aata
acha ji hain jo yahi hain o
hain jo yahi pyar ka trailor
to picture na jane kya hogi
hain jo yahi pyar ka trailor
to picture na jane kya hogi

is bhutni ko ghar se bhaga do
jaldi se iski o
shadi kara do
ha ji kya kashat pahuncha hain
ye to bata do
what is tha trouble sir
main kiska dekhu tum jija ji ho
apne sa husband isko bhi la do
are husband janti hain pati pati
pata hain, are pata nahi pati pati
is jaisa budhu main to na lungi
chahe gaddhe me mujhko gira do
gaali deti hain saali
saali de sakti hain gaali
ladka to hain dekha acha
langdata hain thoda
aur baat kare to
hak hak haklata hain thoda
o sister ji o mister ji
ye mara mari jane do jane do
hain jo yahi
o hain jo yahi pyar ka trailor
to picture na jane kya hogi
hain jo yahi pyar ka trailor
to picture na jane kya hogi