hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde
hasde hasde hasde hasde oh aa hasde
khil khil khil ke hasde khul khul khul ke hasde
hasde oh oh hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde
hasde hasde hasde hasde oh hasde
khil khil khil ke hasde khul khul khul ke hasde hasde hasde

janwar nahi hasta hain bas insan hasta hai
jo naa hase mujhe toh janwar hi lagta hai
toh khil khil khil ke has de khul khul khul ke has de
hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde
mai sunao chutkule aur chutkule tum bhi kaho
pet bhar ke mai hasun aur tum bhi ji bhar ke haso

khil khil khil ke has de khul khul khul ke hasde
hasde hasde hasde hasde uff sorry sorry
beta bola sun lo dady mujhko mil gayi hai ek ladki
bas maine bat bata dee usi se karunga shadi
daddy ne puchha us men aisi kya hai khubi
wo beta bola gal pe uske jo til hai mera dil hai le gaya
daddy ne kaha ek til ke liye puri ladki se shadi karoge kya
abhe ghade puri ladki se shadi karoge kya
hasde hasde khil khil khil ke has de khul khul khul ke hasde

patni ne kaha suno ji
prakash apni wife ko kitna pyar karta hai
subah pyar dophar pyar shyam pyar rat pyar
kyo ji tum itna pyar kab karoge
pati ne kaha karunga karunga jarur karunga
par yeh kambakth prakash kabhi shaher se
bahar jayey toh mujhe chance mile
hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde

usane puchha shadi hone ke bad
bhi tum mujhse yun hee pyar karoge
usne kaha shadi ke bad kyo nahi
mai shadi ke bad bhi tum se pyar karunga
lekin agar tumhare pati ko koyi objection nahee ho toh
khil khil khil ke has de khul khul khul ke hasde
hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde

bachche ne yeh maa se puchha pariya sach much udti hai kya
maa boli ha beta ha toh bachche ne puchha ma
phir meri aaya kyun nahi udhi kisne kaha ke aaya pari hai
daddy kal aaya se kehte the pari tum ho meri
maa yeh boli ghar chalo dekho udti hai kaise pari
dekho udti hai kaise pari khil khil khil ke has de
khul khul khul ke hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde
hasde hasde hasde hasde

mai sunao chutkule aur chutkule tum bhi kaho
pet bhar ke mai hasu aur tum bhi ji bhar ke haso
to khil khil khil ke has de khul khul khul ke has de
hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde hasde

Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh,
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, oh, come laugh.
Bloom, bloom, bloom, laugh, burst, burst, burst, laugh,
Laugh, oh, oh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh,
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, oh, laugh.
Bloom, bloom, bloom, laugh, burst, burst, burst, laugh, laugh, laugh.

Animals do not laugh, only humans laugh,
He who does not laugh, to me, is an animal.
So bloom, bloom, bloom, laugh, burst, burst, burst, laugh,
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
I'll tell jokes, and you tell jokes too,
I'll laugh my fill, and you laugh your fill too.

Bloom, bloom, bloom, laugh, burst, burst, burst, laugh,
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, oops, sorry, sorry.
Son said, listen, Daddy, I've found a girl,
I just told her, I will marry her.
Daddy asked, what's so special about her?
The son said, the mole on her cheek stole my heart.
Daddy said, for a mole, will you marry the whole girl?
Hey idiot, will you marry the whole girl?
Laugh, laugh, bloom, bloom, bloom, laugh, burst, burst, burst, laugh.

Wife said, listen dear,
How much does Prakash love his wife?
Love in the morning, love in the afternoon, love in the evening, love at night,
Why dear, when will you love me so much?
Husband said, I will, I will surely,
But if that wretched Prakash ever leaves the city,
Then I will get a chance.
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.

She asked, after marriage,
Will you still love me like this?
He said, why not after marriage?
I will love you even after marriage,
But if your husband has no objections.
Bloom, bloom, bloom, laugh, burst, burst, burst, laugh,
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.

The child asked the mother, do fairies really fly?
Mother said, yes son, yes. The child asked, Mother,
Then why doesn't my nanny fly? Who said your nanny is a fairy?
Daddy was saying to nanny yesterday, you are my fairy.
Mother said, come home, see how the fairy flies,
See how the fairy flies, bloom, bloom, bloom, laugh,
Burst, burst, burst, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh,
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.

I'll tell jokes, and you tell jokes too,
I'll laugh my fill, and you laugh your fill too,
So bloom, bloom, bloom, laugh, burst, burst, burst, laugh,
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.