jitne channel tv ke ah tv ke
utne nakhre biwi ke ha biwi ke
jitne channel tv ke ah tv ke
utne nakhre biwi ke ha biwi ke
arey jitne channel tv ke utne nakhre biwi ke
tv chale remote se remote se
biwi chale hain note se note se
tv chale remote se remote se
biwi chale hain note se note se

channel badal badal ke dekho biwi ko na badlo tum
arey tumne aisa kiya agar toh fas jaaoge sambhlo tum
black and white wife hain toh tum usko rangeen bana do
arey rang bharo isme sapno ke isko aur rangeen bana do
jitne channel tv ke utne nakhre biwi ke
tv chale remote se remote se
biwi chale hain note se note se
tv chale remote se remote se
biwi chale hain note se note se

subah savere chaaay ki pyali lake dil behlati hain
kabhi kabhi gussa karti hain phir woh maan bhi jaati hain
arey mano mera kehna mano biwi se na daga karo
arey yahi tumhare kaam aayegi biwi se tum wafa karo
jitne channel tv ke utne nakhre biwi ke
tv chale remote se remote se
biwi chale hain note se note se
tv chale remote se remote se
biwi chale hain note se note se
tv chale remote se remote se
biwi chale hain note se note se

As many channels as the screen displays,
So many moods, the woman's heart betrays.
As many channels, a flickering art,
So many whims within a woman's heart.
Oh, as many channels the screen may hold,
So many fancies, a story to be told.
The screen obeys, a button's command,
The woman's will, by riches is fanned.
The screen is ruled by remote's gentle sway,
Her desires stirred by coin's bright display.

Switch the channels, your gaze may roam,
But never let your love depart from home.
If you dare act in such a way,
Entrapment awaits, so heed what I say.
If your wife is a canvas of black and white,
Paint her with dreams, and fill her with light.
Oh, as many channels the screen may hold,
So many fancies, a story to be told.
The screen is ruled by remote's gentle sway,
Her desires stirred by coin's bright display.
The screen is ruled by remote's gentle sway,
Her desires stirred by coin's bright display.

Early mornings, with tea she appears,
To soothe your soul, and quell your fears.
Sometimes she rages, a storm in her eyes,
Then melts with love, beneath forgiving skies.
Listen to me, and take heed of my plea,
Never betray the woman, who sets your spirit free.
For in times of need, she'll stand by your side,
With steadfast love, your faithful guide.
Oh, as many channels the screen may hold,
So many fancies, a story to be told.
The screen is ruled by remote's gentle sway,
Her desires stirred by coin's bright display.
The screen is ruled by remote's gentle sway,
Her desires stirred by coin's bright display.
The screen is ruled by remote's gentle sway,
Her desires stirred by coin's bright display.