sun sun pyari pyari mithi mithi boliya
kahde kahde kahde jogan hai soniya

kala doriya kala doriya kundi naal adta aye
kala doriya ho kala doriya kundi naal adta aye
munda koi na munda koi na meri nazro me chad da hai
munda koi na meri nazro me chad da hai

listen shadi wahi karni
wahi karni shadi wahi karni wahi karni shadi wahi karni
jaha naukar chakar ho credit card ho credit card ho
banko me locker hai credit card ho

sasu wo chahiye
wo chahiye sasu wo chahiye
wo chahiye sasu wo chahiye jo sidhi sadhi ho
sal me chah mahine sal me chah mahine
jo tirth jati ho sal me chah mahine
kala doriya kala doriya kundi naal adta aye
kala doriya ho kala doriya kundi naal adta aye
munda koi na munda koi na
meri nazro me chad da hai munda koi na

sasusra wo chahiye
wo chahiye sasura wo chahiye
wo chahiye sasura wo chahiye jo uncha sunda ho
club me saare din club me saare din
shatrang khelta ho sasusra wo chahiye

nandi badi mile
ha mile jo nandi badi mile
ha mile jo nandi badi mile gifte bhijwati ho
panch ke sal me panch ke sal me
jo mayke aati ho panch ke sal me
kala doriya ho kala doriya kundi naal adta aye
kala doriya ho kala doriya kundi naal adta aye
munda koi na munda koi na
meri nazro me chad da hai munda koi na

listen to me this is my final requirement ok
dulha wo lena wo lena dulha wo lena
wo lena dulha wo lena jo dikhta solid ho
lafda proof ho lafda proof ho
asli unmarried ho dulha wo lena
what a thought yaar

dil aisa husband chahe jo mere naz uthaye
kahi line aur na mare bas mujhpe tan man ware
jo world ka tour karaye naye naye gahne dilwaye
love me ek fire si ho thoda shayar wayar bhi ho
ghar thoda bahut sajale khana shana bhi pakale
kabhi saut nahi wo laye ek do bache hi chahe
husband wo chahiye
wo chahiye husband wo chahiye
wo chahiye husband wo chahiye jo hasta rahta ho
har din band sa har din band sa
jo bajta rahta ho husband wo chahiye

kala doriya ho kala doriya kundi naal adta aye
kala doriya ho kala doriya kundi naal adta aye
munda koi na munda koi na
meri nazro me chad da hai munda koi na

hey kudiye bawri kudiye bawri thoda dhiraj tu dharle
dulha payegi dulha payegi
jaisa tujhko chahiye dulha payegi
main to jogi hu jogi hu main to jogi hu
sansar chhod baitha
main to jogi hu main to jogi hu
sansar chhod baitha
nahi to main tujhse nahi to main tujhse
foran shadi karta nahi to main tujhse

bal safed hai par dil ka solid hu
lafda proof hu lafda proof hu
ab tak unmarried hu lafda proof hu

thoda shayar wayar bhi main hu
thoda disco visco bhi karlu
tere dil ka dunga band baja
ab to mujhko husband bana
hame dekh ke yaar zamana gayega bas ye gana
hame dekh ke yar zamana gayega bas ye gana
ek hasina ek deewana, ek hasina ek deewana
ek hasina ek deewana, ek hasina ek deewana

Listen, my love, sweet whispers you crave,
Tell me, tell me, tell me, what does a yogini say?
Black thread, oh black thread, caught upon the latch,
No man, no man, in my sights does he match.
No man, no man, in my sights does he match.

Listen, the wedding I desire,
I desire, I desire, I desire, I desire, I desire,
Where servants attend, and credit cards gleam,
And bank lockers hold, and credit cards beam.

A mother-in-law I long for, I long for, a mother-in-law I long for,
I long for, a mother-in-law I long for, gentle and mild.
Six months in the year, six months in the year,
To holy sites she's inclined, six months in the year.
Black thread, oh black thread, caught upon the latch,
No man, no man, in my sights does he match.

A father-in-law I long for, I long for, a father-in-law I long for,
I long for, a father-in-law I long for, of high decree.
In clubs all day long, in clubs all day long,
Chess he does play, a father-in-law for me.
A sister-in-law I desire, yes, I desire, a sister-in-law I desire,
Yes, I desire, a sister-in-law I desire, who gifts deliver.
Five years hence, five years hence,
To her childhood home she returns, five years hence.
Black thread, oh black thread, caught upon the latch,
No man, no man, in my sights does he match.

Listen to me, this is my final plea, okay?
A groom I must have, I must have, a groom I must have,
I must have, a groom I must have, who is solid in sight.
Trouble-proof he must be, trouble-proof he must be,
Truly unmarried he must be, a groom I must have. What a thought, ya!

A heart-wise husband I seek, who lifts up my whims,
No wandering eyes, only my heart he trims.
Who world tours will provide, new jewels he'll procure,
Love's fire he'll ignite, a poet, so sure.
The home he'll adorn, some cooking he'll do,
No second love he'll bring, one or two children too.
A husband I long for, I long for, a husband I long for,
I long for, a husband I long for, who laughs with delight.
Each day a band, each day a band,
That plays on and on, a husband I desire.

Black thread, oh black thread, caught upon the latch,
No man, no man, in my sights does he match.
Hey, my sweet girl, hey, my sweet girl, have patience, hold tight,
A groom you will find, a groom you will find,
The one you desire, a groom you will find.
I am a yogi, a yogi, I am a yogi, the world I have forsaken,
I am a yogi, I am a yogi, the world I have forsaken.
Else I would, else I would,
At once marry you, else I would.

My hair is silver, but my heart is strong,
Trouble-proof I am, trouble-proof I am,
Unmarried to this day, trouble-proof I am.
A poet, somewhat, I am,
A little disco too I embrace,
Your heart's music I will play,
Now make me your husband, come what may!
At us, the world will gaze, and sing this song,
A beauty and a madman, a beauty and a madman.