yo listen up dudes and dudettes
here comes the man who's got it all
the looks the brains the power the gyaan
khan kaa gyaan

hi main hoon wahi jisne kabi kisi se kaha tha
ki ek garam chai ki payali ho aur usko pilane wali ho
wo hi jisne kabi kaha tha
ki tere naam kiya hai jeevan apna saara sanam
wo hi jisne kisi se kaha tha
kabi kisi ki dulhaniya banogi kya mujhse shaadi karogi
mujhse shaadi karoge life bana doongi
lekin parde tak to theek hai asal mein aa ha

mera gold record hai
ek sawal hai jo jitni baar maine suna hai
wo duniya mein kisi ne nahi suna hoga
kab kar rahe ho kab kar rahe ho
kab kar rahe ho kab kar rahe ho kab kar rahe ho
pehle ye sawal sunke
bahut chidta tha ab main bhidta hoon
koi poochta hai kab kar rahe ho
to main poochta hoon ki kab mar rahe ho
kab mar rahe ho kab mar rahe ho kab mar rahe ho

you know bade se bada dude
shaadi ke baad sab jude ho jaata hai
shaadi ke din jo band bajta hai na
wo to sirf shuruwaat hoti hai

really nice really cool
he's got it all he ain't no fool
really hot and he's got
lots of style that ain't no prime

chori ke aam ka har koi deewana hai
jo pakda gaya wo chor hai jo bach gaya wo siyana
jiski life mein wife naam ki knife hai
use bach ke safe khel chahiye paise paise na na
khair jaha ladka aur ladki ho waha ladna to hoga hi na
aur ye aaj ki baat nahi ye to tab se chala aa raha hai
jab hawa ko kaaua bana ke
aadam ne doosri ki or kadam badaya tha
adam of another madam adam of another madam

ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti
wahan uski wife ki aankh chalti hai
samajh lijiye the wife ghar ki ghar ki
to apne aap khul jaati nazar ki khidki
khul jaati nazar ki khidki nazar ki khidki
khul jaati nazar ki khidki

kehte hain ki shaadi ke pehle mard adhoora hota hai
correct shaadi ke pehle mard adhoora hota hai
aur shaadi ke baad finish
ab kya hua lag gaya jhatka jabardast
kab kar rahe ho na na aur shaadi ke baad finish
kab kar rahe ho kab kar rahe ho karo karo arrey karo

Listen close, my friend, and hear the call,
The man arrives, possessing all.
The looks, the wit, the power's gleam,
The Khan's own wisdom, a whispered dream.

I am the one who once intoned,
"A warm tea's comfort, a hand bestowed."
The one who swore, with heart ablaze,
"My life, my love, in your gaze."
The one who asked, with hopeful plea,
"Will you be mine, and marry me?"
"Marry me, and life I'll make,"
But just the veil, the vow to take...

My golden record, a query's sting,
Heard more than any mortal thing:
"When will you wed? When will you wed?"
A question echoing, deeply bred.
Once it irked, now I stand and fight,
"When will you die?" I ask with might.
"When will you die? When will you die?"

You know, the greatest of all men,
After the vows, become a pen.
The band that plays on that grand day,
Is just the dawn, come what may.

Really nice, really cool,
He's got it all, he's no fool.
Really hot, and he's got style,
That ain't no prime, but for a while.

Stolen mangoes, all desire,
Caught, a thief; escaped, one higher.
Whose life holds a wife like a knife,
Must play safe, and guard their life.
Where boy and girl their fates entwine,
Conflict's the truth, through all of time.
Since when the wind, as crow, was made,
Adam sought another, unafraid.
Adam of another Madam, Adam of another Madam.

In homes where men hold little sway,
The wife's keen eye lights up the way.
Consider the wife, the heart of the home,
And the window of sight will freely roam.
The window of sight will freely roam, the window of sight.

They say, before the knot is tied,
A man is incomplete, denied.
Correct! Before the wedding's kiss,
A man is... unfinished, this.
Then wedlock comes, a sudden shove,
"When will you wed?" is all above.
"When will you wed? Do it now! Oh, do it!"