kuch to gadbad hai
kuch to gadbad hai yaaro kuch to gadbad hai
kuch to gadbad hai yaaro kuch to gadbad hai

kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai
kya main karu mere yaar yaar yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar, mere yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar, mere yaar

kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai
ho mere yaar, mere yaar yaar yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar, mere yaar
kaun kiski gharwaali hai, kuch to gadbad hai
daal hi sari kaali hai, kuch to gadbad hai

ye meri hai par teri hai
yahi to hera feri hai
sabki najar me biwi teri par asal me meri hai
jo meri hai, jo meri hai
jo meri hai kal teri hone wali hai
kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai

kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai, ho mere yaar
kaun kiski gharwaali hai, kuch to gadbad hai
daal hi sari kaali hai, kuch to gadbad hai

sar pe inke hardam kaisi uljhan rahti hai
ghar ke pichhe lagi ye sidhi har dam rahti
ye uljhan to, ye uljhan to
ye uljhan to fir bhi na kabhi sulajhne wali
kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai

kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai, ho mere yaar
kaun kiski gharwaali hai, kuch to gadbad hai
daal hi sari kaali hai, kuch to gadbad hai

kuch to gadbad hai jarur kuch to gadbad hai
shak hai mujhko ghar me kuch to chakkar chalte hai
log to badle kapde ye to biwi badlte hai
meri raatein, meri raatein
meri raatein kaali dekho inki diwali hai
kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai

kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai, ho mere yaar
kaun kiski gharwaali hai, kuch to gadbad hai
daal hi sari kaali hai, kuch to gadbad hai

beta anath hai bahu anath hai
rahte vo sath sath hai
ye jo faili gadbad hai isme aakhir kiska hath hai
jite ji, jite ji
jite ji ma baap ki arthi dhum se nikaali hai
kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai

kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai, ho mere yaar
kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai
kya main karu mere yaar yaar yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar, mere yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar, mere yaar
kuch to gadbad hai, kuch to gadbad hai, ho mere yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar, mere yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar
mere yaar yaar yaar, mere yaar

Something's amiss,
Something's amiss, my friends, something's amiss.

Something's amiss, something's amiss.
What to do, my friend, friend, friend?
My friend, friend, friend, my friend.
My friend, friend, friend,
My friend, friend, friend, my friend.

Something's amiss, something's amiss.
Oh, my friend, my friend, friend, friend.
My friend, friend, friend, my friend.
Whose wife is whose, something's amiss,
The lentils are all blackened, something's amiss.

She is mine, yet she is yours,
This is the sleight of hand.
In everyone's eyes, your wife, but truly, she is mine.
She is mine, she is mine,
She is mine, but tomorrow she'll be yours.
Something's amiss, something's amiss.

Something's amiss, something's amiss, oh my friend.
Whose wife is whose, something's amiss,
The lentils are all blackened, something's amiss.

A constant tangle upon their heads,
A ladder always leaning against the house.
This tangle, this tangle,
This tangle, it will never be untangled.
Something's amiss, something's amiss.

Something's amiss, something's amiss, oh my friend.
Whose wife is whose, something's amiss,
The lentils are all blackened, something's amiss.

Something's amiss, surely something's amiss.
I suspect, something's afoot within the home.
They change wives, not just their clothes,
My nights, my nights,
My nights are dark, while their Diwali shines.
Something's amiss, something's amiss.

Something's amiss, something's amiss, oh my friend.
Whose wife is whose, something's amiss,
The lentils are all blackened, something's amiss.

The son is orphaned, the daughter-in-law orphaned,
They live together, side by side.
This widespread mess, whose hand is behind it?
While they live, while they live,
While they live, their parents' funeral pyre is celebrated grandly.
Something's amiss, something's amiss.

Something's amiss, something's amiss, oh my friend.
Something's amiss, something's amiss.
What to do, my friend, friend, friend?
My friend, friend, friend, my friend.
Something's amiss, something's amiss, oh my friend.
My friend, friend, friend,
My friend, friend, friend, my friend.