luv guru, luv guru tumhare luv ka funda fail ho gaya
meri mohabbat ka baap khatam khel ho gaya
arrey ullu ki dum tujhe nahi maulm, apne sawal ka jawab luck
kuchh mat kar, kuchh mat kar
ja ja ja uske liye do rupye ka gulab la

luv luv luv luv karo, luv se na tum daro
jine kaa lo maja, kisi chehre pe maro
luv luv luv luv karo, luv se na tum daro
jine kaa lo maja, kisi chehre pe maro
luv guru, luv guru tumne bola nikal padi
mai bolu mai bolu bahut padi

luv guru luv guru chalu hai, raddi me dal sada aalu hai
yeh tera band bajayega aur tujhe pitwayega
college se bhagayega, sar tera mundwayega
tere hath pao tudwayega, badi mushkuil me fasayega
luv luv luv luv karo, luv se na tum daro
dil lena sikh lo, pyar karo pyar karo
luv luv luv luv karo, luv se na tum daro
dil lena sikh lo, pyar karo pyar karo

kisi ladaki ke baaho me jhul jao
do-char din baad usko bhul jao, ai aur sun
kisi ladaki ka tum pichha karo, address phone number pata karo
pyar se number dial karo phir usako tum mobile karo
sms ke through joke bhejo, agar woh tumko reply kare
phir tum dil ki baat likho, kaise kati pichhli raat likho
luv luv luv luv karo, luv se na tum daro
jine kaa lo maja, kisi chehre pe maro
luv luv luv luv karo, luv se na tum daro
jine kaa lo maja, kisi chehre pe maro

talking to your mean nahi chalega, wham bam, thank you mem nahi chalega
one night stand nahi chalega, listen madam to kya chalega
candle light dinner hona chahiye, lovely lovely music hona chahiye
o long long drive hona chahiye, sweet sweet talk hona chahiye
luv luv luv luv karo, luv se na tum daro
dil lena sikh lo, pyar karo pyar karo
luv luv luv luv karo, luv se na tum daro
dil lena sikh lo, pyar karo pyar karo

disco me dance hona chahiye, kabhi kabhi chance hona chahiye
coke porpcorn wafer hona chahiye, khali khali theater hona chahiye
motor bike par jana chahiye, arrey bar bar break lagana chahiye
hamesha alert hone chahiye, thoda thoda flirt hona chahiye
luv hona chahiye, sab hona chahiye
romance hona chahiye, chance hona chahiye
luv luv luv tum karo ta ta ta ta ta ta
dil lena sikh lo
luv luv luv luv karo la la la la la la
jine kaa lo maja la la la la la la
luv luv luv luv karo, luv se na tum daro
jine kaa lo maja, kisi chehre pe maro
luv luv luv luv luv luv
luv luv luv luv luv luv tum karo

Love Guru, your love's mantra, a bankrupt decree,
My love's father, the game's final plea.
You owl's tail, oblivious to the truth untold,
Seek an answer, your quest to unfold.
Do nothing, nothing at all,
Go, fetch a rose, a two-rupee call.

Love, love, love, love, embrace love's fire,
Fear not its burn, fuel desire.
Savor the living, on a face you'll expire,
Love, love, love, love, fuel desire.
Love Guru, Love Guru, your words set me free,
I speak, I confess, it's a heavy decree.

Love Guru, Love Guru, this act's a farce,
Rotten potato, tossed in the garbage mars.
It will break you, it will make you fall,
From college expelled, your head bald for all.
Your limbs will shatter, in hardship you'll reside,
Love, love, love, love, love, nowhere to hide.
Learn to steal hearts, love with your soul,
Love, love, love, love, make yourself whole.

In a girl's embrace, let your spirit sway,
After a few days, forget and go your way, Hey.
Chase after a girl, pursue her with art,
Her address, phone number, a new start.
Dial her number, tender and sweet,
Then mobilize her, a digital treat.
Send jokes through SMS, if she replies,
Pour out your heart, under starlit skies.
Love, love, love, love, embrace love's fire,
Savor the living, on a face you'll expire,
Love, love, love, love, fuel desire.

"Talking to your mean" won't ignite the flame,
"Vam bem, thank you ma'am" a useless game.
"One night stand" won't do, it's a hollow plea,
"Listen madam" won't set your spirit free.
Candlelit dinners, the mood must unfold,
Lovely music, stories to be told.
Long, long drives, beneath the moon's gleam,
Sweet, sweet talk, a lover's dream.
Love, love, love, love, embrace love's fire,
Learn to steal hearts, fuel your desire,
Love, love, love, love, fuel the fire.

In the disco, dance until dawn,
A chance encounter, a new life born.
Coke, popcorn, wafers, a feast to behold,
An empty theater, a story to be told.
Ride a motorbike, feel the rush within,
Apply the brakes, let the passion begin.
Always be alert, your senses keen,
A little flirt, a vibrant scene.
Love should be, all should be,
Romance should ignite, a chance to see.
Love, love, love, love, ta ta ta ta ta ta,
Learn to steal hearts, oh!
Love, love, love, love, la la la la la la,
Savor the living, la la la la la la,
Love, love, love, love, embrace love's fire,
Savor the living, on a face you'll expire,
Love, love, love, love, love, love,
Love, love, love, love, love, love, you do!