jj hospital aarela hoon mere baap
are kidhar kidhar
are breach candy
hold man hold
i am busy haan

m bole to bole to bole to bole to
m bole to master main master
b bole to bole to bole to bole to
b bole to bindaas doctor

b bole to bole to bole to bole to
b bole to be-misaal actor
s bole to bole to bole to bole to
s bole to
s bole to shana character

main tede ko seedha chala doon
seedhe to teda bana doon
roothe ko jhat se hansa doon
hanste ko phat se rula doon

hey style, mera smile
style mera smile
na kar de dil tera crack crack crack

oh
whats ur name?
aiya, tujha nav kai re?
my name?
mahiti nahi kai?
munna bhai mbbs,munna bhai mbbs
munna bhai mbbs
munna bhai are mbbs

m bole to bole to bole to bole to

hey meri degree a1 dhansu badi
yeh kya bola
meri dulhan banegi soni kudi
are waqt bola re
meri degree a1 dhansu badi
meri dulhan banegi soni kudi
hmm

har taraf love ka mahol hoga
dil ke dhadkan pe control hoga
dekh kar humko duniya jalegi
par apni life maze main chalegi

hey sapna ye apna
sapna ye apna
sapna na hoga ye break break break
ara ra ra
tharo naam shoo chhe?
(some south indian lang)?
munna bhai mbbs,munna bhai mbbs
munna bhai mbbs
munna bhai are mbbs

m bole to bole to bole to bole to

are yeh hata re sab sawan ki ghata
chal apna chala chal apna chala chal be

din main das bees bypass no tension
are maska hai baap maska
bhool jaaunga bhook pyaas no tension
are bola na fikar not, no tension bapu
din main das bees bypass no tension
bhool jaaunga bhook pyaas no tension
haa

hongi dollar main apni kamaiyaan
rang layengi mahengi dawaiyaan
khud bhi naachunga sabko nachaunga
main mareezon ko disco karaunga
naye raag main kisi baag main
nache jhoome gayega hum
kisi bar se nayi car se
beers pee kar aayega hum

hey kudiya phuljhadiyaan
kudiya phuljhadiyaan
dil apna par welcome check check check
??????????????
dasso na tuhada naam to dasso?
amar naam?
sadda naam?
munna bhai mbbs, munna bhai mbbs
munna bhai mbbs

m bole to bole to bole to bole to
m bole to master main master
b bole to bole to bole to bole to
b bole to bindaas doctor

again
b bole to bole to bole to bole to
b bole to be-misaal actor
s bole to bole to bole to bole to
s bole to shana character

munna bhai mbbs, munna bhai mbbs
munna bhai mbbs, munna bhai mbbs







lyrics typed by: pournima gujar

At Jeeje Hospital, I find my father.
"Where, where?"
"Breech Candy."
Hold, man, hold.
I'm busy, ha!

"M" speaks, it speaks, it speaks, it speaks...
"M" speaks: Master, I'm the master.
"B" speaks, it speaks, it speaks, it speaks...
"B" speaks: Bold doctor!

"B" speaks, it speaks, it speaks, it speaks...
"B" speaks: Matchless actor!
"S" speaks, it speaks, it speaks, it speaks...
"S" speaks...
"S" speaks: Sharp character!

I can straighten the crooked path,
Turn the straight, askew.
I'll coax a smile from the sullen,
And bring the laughing to tears anew.
Hey, style! My smile!
Style! My smile!
Don't let your heart crack, crack, crack!
Oh!
What's your name?
Hey, what's your name?
My name?
Don't you know?
Munna Bhai MBBS, Munna Bhai MBBS,
Munna Bhai MBBS.

"M" speaks, it speaks, it speaks, it speaks...
Hey, my degree's top-notch, dazzling, grand.
What's that you said?
My bride will be a golden lass.
Hey, time speaks!
My degree's top-notch, dazzling, grand.
My bride will be a golden lass.
Hmm...
Love's atmosphere everywhere,
Control over the heart's beat.
The world will burn with envy,
But our lives will flow with ease.

This dream, it's ours,
This dream, it's ours,
This dream will not break, break, break!
Hey, ra ra!
What's your name?
Munna Bhai MBBS, Munna Bhai MBBS,
Munna Bhai MBBS.

"M" speaks, it speaks, it speaks, it speaks...
Hey, remove this, the clouds of monsoon.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, hey!
Ten, twenty bypasses a day, no tension.
Hey, it's butter, man, butter!
I'll forget hunger and thirst, no tension.
Hey, I said, no worries, no tension, father!
Ten, twenty bypasses a day, no tension.
I'll forget hunger and thirst, no tension.
Yes!

Dollars will be my earnings,
Expensive medicines will bear fruit.
I'll dance myself, make everyone dance,
I'll give my patients a disco!
In a new tune, in a new garden,
We'll dance, sway, and sing.
From a new bar, in a new car,
We'll come drinking beer.

Hey, girls, fireworks!
Girls, fireworks!
Our hearts welcome, check, check, check!
Tell us, tell us your name!
My name...
Munna Bhai MBBS, Munna Bhai MBBS,
Munna Bhai MBBS.

"M" speaks, it speaks, it speaks, it speaks...
"M" speaks: Master, I'm the master.
"B" speaks, it speaks, it speaks, it speaks...
"B" speaks: Bold doctor... again!
"S" speaks, it speaks, it speaks, it speaks...
"S" speaks: Sharp character!
Munna Bhai MBBS, Munna Bhai MBBS.