agar yaro ki jid hai to abi sab kuch btata hu
mai kitna khandani hu jalak jalak iski dikhta hu
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
aji abad mujhse hi to ye pagal khana hai
aji abad inse hi to ye pagal khana hai
mai aaya hu mai aaya
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai

mere dada agare ke mashur daku the
mere nana se sab darte the vo itne ladaku the
dadi ke banaye note duniya bhar me chalte hai
aunty ke isharo per so so kothe palte hai
so so kothe palte hai so so kothe palte hai
mili hai degree chacha ji ko ladki patane me
kasam se aaj bhi tau pade hai jel khane me
mere mosa ji ki sona banane ki dukane thi
badi bua tavyat thi kabhi apne jamane

kabhi apne jamane kabhi apne jamane
silsila ye khandani muje aage badana hai
mai aaya hu mai aaya hu abey aa na
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
aji abad mujhse hi to ye pagal khana hai
aji abad inse hi to ye pagal khana hai
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai

bhai ne kul milake chhatis bank hai lute
jija ke baye hath se itne hi tale tute
batije brown suger ka vyapar kerte hai
mama hasinao ka karobar kerte hai
karobar kerte hai karobar kerte hai
mere hosiyar banje nakli pasport banate hai
mere noker mandir se murtiya churate hai
mere baki ke ristedar blue filme bante hai

mere baki ke yar uska maja pura uthate hai
maja pura uthate hai maja pura uthate hai
aage farmaiye chote sarkar
muje bhi log kahte hai ye katil purana hai
ye aaye hai ye aaye hai ye aaye hai aaiye na
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
aji abad inse hi to ye pagal khana hai
mai aaya hu jaha se vo bada ucha garana hai
ye aaye hai ye aaye hai ye aaye hai aaiye na

If friends insist, I'll unveil the sum,
A lineage deep, its echoes become.
From where I hail, a mansion stands tall,
They too emerge from the same citadel's call.
From where I hail, a mansion stands tall,
They too emerge from the same citadel's call.

By my presence, this madhouse thrives,
By my presence, this madhouse survives.
I have arrived, I am here,
From where I hail, a mansion stands near,
They too emerge from the same citadel's sphere.

My grandad, a bandit, renown's dark art,
My maternal grandad, fear in every heart,
Grandma's forged notes, the world they did seize,
Auntie's command, a hundred brothels appease.
A hundred brothels thrive, a lustful release,
Uncle's degrees in the game of the chase,
My uncle still languishes in jail's embrace.
My uncle still languishes in jail's embrace.
My uncle's stores, where gold took its form,
My aunt's youth, a tempest and storm.

A tempest and storm, a tempest and storm,
This lineage, I must carry on.
I have arrived, I am here, come now, rise!
From where I hail, a mansion of skies,
They too emerge from the same citadel's guise.
By my presence, this madhouse does rise,
By my presence, this madhouse survives.
From where I hail, a mansion's bright sheen,
They too emerge from the same citadel's scene.

My brother, in all, thirty-six banks he plundered,
My brother-in-law, locks he sundered.
Nephews peddle brown sugar, a trade so depraved,
Uncles in pleasure, their fortunes enslaved.
Their fortunes enslaved, their fortunes depraved.
My brilliant nephews, passports they fake,
My servants, from temples, the idols they take.
My remaining kin, blue films they create.

My remaining friends, their pleasure they seize,
Their pleasure they seize, their pleasure appease.
Continue, young master, what lies ahead?
They call me a killer, from long since dead.
They have arrived, they are here, they descend!
From where I hail, a mansion that does not bend,
From where I hail, a mansion that does not bend,
By my presence, this madhouse will mend.
From where I hail, a mansion to the end,
They too emerge from the same citadel's trend.