maine kaha miss what is this
maine kaha miss what is this
pehli mulakat me hi kiya diss miss
kabhi kahe that kabhi kahe this
kabhi kahe that kabhi kahe this
tere this that me na aayegi ye miss
maine kaha miss miss miss miss
what is this

mar dala mar dala gori mem ne
lut liya lut liya tere prem ne
chal re lahori tu hai bada jhutha
bilo bilo kah ke mera dil luta
na tu mera mr. babu na mai teri miss
na tu mera mr. babu na mai teri miss
maine kaha miss what is this
maine kaha miss what is this
pehli mulakat me hi kiya diss miss
kabhi kahe that kabhi kahe this
kabhi kahe that kabhi kahe this
tere this that me na aayegi ye miss
maine kaha miss what is this

mujhe na sata lahori ja ja ja
jake tu rasoyi me chapatiya bana
murgiyo ka shorba pilaunga tujhe
rotiya paka ke mai khilaunga tujhe

I said, Miss, what is this dance?
I said, Miss, what is this glance?
At first meeting, a dismissal swift,
Sometimes "that," sometimes "this" you lift.
Sometimes "that," sometimes "this" you weave,
In your "this" and "that," no peace I receive.
I said, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss,
What is this?

You've slain me, slain me, fair madam, true,
You've plundered, plundered, with love's cruel hue.
Go, Lahori, you're a liar bold,
With "bills" and "bills," my heart you sold.
You are not my Mister Babu, nor I your Miss,
You are not my Mister Babu, nor I your Miss.
I said, Miss, what is this dance?
I said, Miss, what is this glance?
At first meeting, a dismissal swift,
Sometimes "that," sometimes "this" you lift.
Sometimes "that," sometimes "this" you weave,
In your "this" and "that," no peace I receive.
I said, Miss, what is this?

Don't torment me, Lahori, begone, away!
Go, to the kitchen, and make the bread's array.
Chicken broth, for you I'll prepare,
And chapati's warmth, your hunger to share.