mahanagar cross connection
telephone se hai prem and affection
thirty thoushand deke maine durbhash lagwaya
visiting card banwaya
prime minister ko bataya
scotch whisky peelaya ye ye ye

ab mera dhandha khub unda chalega
aur jaha bhi main phone ghumaunga
baithe baithe note kamaunga
phone ka kiya jan inaugration
phone me wo rahe right
hua mujhe tension
ek ko milaya par char bol rahe the
mujhse raha na gaya sorry
o m.k.c taka you ka p
m.k.c taka you ka p
m.k.c taka you ka p

o m.k.c taka you ka p
m.k.c taka you ka p
m.k.c taka you ka p

maa ki daal my favourite daal
with aalu ka paratha
dur nahi hai, baaju me hai
kaka ji ka dhaba
kaka ji ke puri aalu ka hai addiction
muglayi ya tanduri khaau hota hai confusion
best part of this dhaba is that
they have lot of connection
police connection
phone ka connection
phone phone se connection
you know what i mean ye
afternoon me kaka ji ko hote kai tanaav
phone pe ke order lete milte kai tamam
yaha tak ki ek ne bola mujhko
bhej ye quotation
kaka ji ko ho jati hai furious education
tak dhin tak dha tak dhin tak ta dhun
kaka ji ki bud bud karte paay ho
o m.k.c taka you ka p
m.k.c taka you ka p
m.k.c taka you ka p

bade bades shahro me traffic ki hai problem
ghar me laga hai phone number milta seldom
receiver hath me liya button redial dabaya
naya naya tv set jaldi switch on karaya
cover sim bhi pakda gaya
phir bhi number na lag paya
oh no three hours aur
mila nahi phone calls
what about my saturday party ball
nandu nandu jake complain likhwao
major saahini ko jaldi se yaha bulao
hu you you want me to mash up sunny
no major you lucky kalyan kar dijiye
turat manisha ka number ghumaiye
major ke hath me tha jadu mila number
manisha ne hello bola hua interaction
hello mr. mehta sau share le lijiye
kal payment ho jayegi fikar mat kijiye
keep your receiver down
its a cross connection
aap kyu nahi apna receiver rakhte hai
ander se maine extension uthaya chauk
utha jor se jab major guraya
o m.k.c taka you ka p
m.k.c taka you ka p
m.k.c taka you ka p
m.k.c taka you ka p
m.k.c taka you ka p

City's steel veins, a cross-wired plea,
Love and affection, a telephone's decree.
Thirty thousand, the line was laid,
Business cards, a grand parade.
Prime Minister, a whispered mention,
Scotch whiskey, a boisterous ascension, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My trade shall flourish, a vibrant bloom,
Wherever I dial, I'll escape the gloom.
Sitting still, wealth I'll embrace,
As the phone's grand opening, I commence.
The right people, I was told,
But the phone's a story untold.
One call, four voices, a tangled thread,
I just had to say, "Sorry!" instead.
Oh, M.K.C. Taka Yu Ka Pee!
M.K.C. Taka Yu Ka Pee!

Oh, M.K.C. Taka Yu Ka Pee!
M.K.C. Taka Yu Ka Pee!

Mother's lentils, my favorite treat,
With potato paratha, oh so sweet.
Not far, just next door they reside,
At Kaka Ji's roadside, where flavors collide.
Kaka Ji's puri and aloo's hold,
Mughlai or tandoori, a story to be told.
The best part of the humble space,
Connections abound, in this hidden place.
Police connections, it's clear to see,
Telephone connections, connecting me.
Phone to phone, a web so deep,
You know what I mean, secrets to keep.
Afternoons bring Kaka Ji's strife,
Orders on the phone, a chaotic life.
One demanded, a quotation to send,
Kaka Ji's fury, a lesson to transcend.
Tak Dhin Tak Dha, Tak Dhin Tak Ta Dhoom,
Kaka Ji's grumbling, escapes the room.
Oh, M.K.C. Taka Yu Ka Pee!
M.K.C. Taka Yu Ka Pee!

In bustling cities, traffic's a plight,
A home phone hidden, out of sight.
Receiver lifted, a redial's plea,
A new TV's glow, for all to see.
A cover SIM, the truth revealed,
Still, the number fails, unhealed.
Oh, no, three hours have flown,
No phone calls, a lonely groan.
What about my Saturday ball?
Nandu, go report, heed my call!
Major Sahini, summon him here,
You, you, want me to mess up Sunny?
No, Major, your blessings, please bestow,
Quickly, dial Manisha's number, let it flow!
Magic in the Major's hand did reside,
Manisha answered, with nothing to hide.
"Hello, Mr. Mehta, a hundred shares you see,
Tomorrow's payment, worry not, agree."
Keep your receiver down and free,
It's a cross connection, you see.
Why don't you put the receiver down?
From within, I picked up the extension, a frown.
Then the Major roared, with a thunderous sound...
Oh, M.K.C. Taka Yu Ka Pee!
M.K.C. Taka Yu Ka Pee!