o madam, o o madam, o o o madam
do se ho gaye ek ham na phanka na gam
o madam, o mister, a aa aa mister
dil ka horn aaj kushi se baje pam-pam
o mister
papa kush mama kush
papa kush mama kush, dekh ke apani jodi
wo kya jane apani shaadi ki muddat hai thodi
kal ki kisane dekhi pyaare aaj manate gam
o mister, o madam, o o madam
do se ho gaye ek ham na phanka na gam
o madam, o mister, o o o mister
dil ka horn aaj kushi se baje pam-pam
o mister

marriage ki raat hai ho o kitani suhani
marriage ki raat hai ho o kitani suhani
o lekin meri bulabul marriage hai aani-jani
aani-jani jani-aani yani-yani gyani-dhani
lekin meri bulabul marriage hai aani-jaani
kaun ye jaane kab pad jaaye daiwosr ka bam
o madam, o o madam, o o o madam
do se ho gaye ek ham na phanka na gam
o madam, o mister, o o o mister
dil ka horn aaj kushi se baje pam-pam
o mister

marriage to hai ek gubara
hai marriage to hai ek gubara kabhi na phule sra
maar-maar ke phunkei thak jaye miya bechara
maar-maar ke phunkei thak jaye miya bechara
are achchi hai wo biwi jisaka jaldi nikale dam
kyon madam, abe ja mister, o madam
do se ho gaye ek ham na phaanka na gam
o madam, o mister, o o o mister
dil ka horn aaj kushi se baaje pam-pam
o mister, o madam, o mister, o o madam

Oh Madam, Oh Oh Madam, Oh Oh Oh Madam
From two, we became one, no hunger, no sorrow, come!
Oh Madam, Oh Mister, Ah Ah Ah Mister
The heart's horn joyfully blows, pom-pom!
Oh Mister

Papa's happy, Mama's happy
Papa's happy, Mama's happy, seeing our pair
They know not, our marriage's time is rare
Who has seen tomorrow, dear? Today we banish all gloom!
Oh Mister, Oh Madam, Oh Oh Madam
From two, we became one, no hunger, no sorrow, come!
Oh Madam, Oh Mister, Oh Oh Oh Mister
The heart's horn joyfully blows, pom-pom!
Oh Mister

The marriage night, oh, how sweet it seems
The marriage night, oh, how sweet it seems
But my nightingale, marriage is fleeting, it teems
Coming, going, going, coming, oh the knowing, the dreaming!
But my nightingale, marriage is fleeting, it teems
Who knows when the divorce bomb will erupt, it seems!
Oh Madam, Oh Oh Madam, Oh Oh Oh Madam
From two, we became one, no hunger, no sorrow, come!
Oh Madam, Oh Mister, Oh Oh Oh Mister
The heart's horn joyfully blows, pom-pom!
Oh Mister

Marriage is a balloon, afloat
Marriage is a balloon, never fully afloat
Blow and blow, the poor husband's weary throat
Blow and blow, the poor husband's weary throat
Oh, blessed is the wife whose breath departs remote!
Why, Madam? Away, Mister! Oh Madam!
From two, we became one, no hunger, no sorrow, come!
Oh Madam, Oh Mister, Oh Oh Oh Mister
The heart's horn joyfully blows, pom-pom!
Oh Mister, Oh Madam, Oh Mister, Oh Oh Madam