ek tha scientist nam uska khurana
thoda sa bhulakkad thoda sa pagla
pachhis sal se khoj raha tha divana
budhe ko jawan banane kaa formula
aao chale dekhe ye aankho dekha hal
khurana ke formula ne kiya kaise kamal
bas ek bund aur umar kam ho jaye pachhis sal
badak kaa ban gaya dekho anda kamal
formula kaa raj jante sirf khurana

ke do hi khas ek secretary kavita dusra tota
jo bolta jhakkas bolta tota aisa khilauna tha
jiska kam khurana ko sab kuchh yad dilana tha
par kavita aisi secretary thi
jo karne wali khurana se gaddari thi
khurana ki thi wish formula jaye bharat sarkar ko
lekin kavita chali batane
khurana ke judwe bhai underworld ke don ko
don kaa bada beta baljit

beiman aur lalach me tha
inse miliye don ki dusri paidaish sunny
north indian ghar me south indian dish
shak hamesha don ko khata tha
sunny uska beta nahi ho sakta ye khayal aata tha
uski dono ki biwi marte huye shayad ye chah
rahi thi kehna ke sunny uske
aur unke padosi subramaniam ki
ek bhul kaa hai gehna baljit ne kiya bap se dhokha diya
chinese gang ko formula kharidne kaa mauka
chinese gang ne diya pachas carode advance aur tin din me
baljit ko formula dene kaa chance

ab ye formula jhuth fareb ko
rakhte hai side me aur luv story ko
lete hai mind me college me padhta bhi aur
cantin me karta kam bilkul simple chokra karan uska nam
duniya me akela ekdum lonely
cantin wala murgan to wahi uska family
sirf sunny kya sara college tanya pe marta hai

karan bhi to usse chhip chhip ke pyar karta hai
is tarah huyi dosti ki shuruwat
karan ne chaha kuchh aage kare bat
birthday kaa bahana karke bulaya khane pe
tanya bhi razi huyi dinner ke liye aane pe
biryani banaya candle jalaya karan
karne laga waiting pant kharida shirt laya tanya ne
ki karan ki birthday shopping
bas milne hi wale the ab dono ke
man jab bitch me aa gaye sare vilain
scientist ne dala formula tijori ke andar
phir tijori kaa code bola tote ke bhitar
tab aaya baljit formula pane gaddari
apne chacha pe jatane baljit ko
chakma deke scientist bhaga tota leke

tab aaya baljit ke samajh me ke formula hai
band tijori me aur band tijori kaa
code hai bolte tote me baljit ne
sab ko sath khicha aur kiya scientist
kaa picha tab padi scientist ki najar
tanya ke purse se giri huyi
chizo pe kuchh reh gaya piche
najdik jake dekha to credit
card tha tanya kaa nam bhi likha tha niche
aage jake tanya ko huwa ye ehsas
ek insan hai pareshan jau uske pass
soch ke aisa tanya ne gadi u turn me ghumayi
aur phir dekh samne kaa najara
wo buri tarah ghabrayi
baljit ki bhi aankh ladki pe padi
samajh gaya wo galti ho gayi badi
ladki ne khun karte huye dekh liya hai usko
pakadna padega abhi isse pehle
ke wo bataye kisiko wohi dekha credit card
scientist ke hath me jaan gaya tota hai kisi
tanya ke sath me ab pakadna padega
do ladkiyo ko ek hi rat me jiske pass hai tota aur
jisne dekh hai khun hota dekh ke tanya ki photo ko
baljit ke dimag ki khul gayi khidki
jisne dekha khun aur jiske
pass hai tota wo ek hi hai ladki
darkar tanya gayi police station
par waha pehle se hi baitha tha dushman
chupke chupke tanya ne suni inspector aur baljit ki bat
socha chodna padega usko apna ghar usi rat

intzar karte karte thak gaya karan
par uske ghar nahi aayi tanya uss rat
to karan aaya tanya ke ghar socha ke
aisi kya ho gayi bat honi ke is khel se karan tha
anjan pahuncha tanya ke ghar par ho nahi saki
usse mulakat tanya apne bhayi golu ko lekar
nikal gayi rat ke andhkar me chodke karan ki luv story
bitch majhdhar me us rat ke bad karan ne bahut dhundha
idhar udhar left right kahi nahi mili tanya wo ho
gayi out of sight
is tarah lovers key bitch me ho gayi judayi
kya phir aage mil payenge tum hi dekho bhayi