tainu tv pe wekhya, haye main tujpe mar jawa
tainu tv pe wekhya, haye main tujpe mar jawa
mujhse shadi karle aa chhad de laaj sharam parda
tainu tv, tainu tv
sabnu kiss kardi phirde ae, saadi jaan tadapdi ae
mainu bhi famous kar de, tv pe tu kiss kar de
tainu tv, tainu tv
o kudiye gal man le meri, mera make up hai ready
kudiye gal man le meri, mera make up hai ready
o eligible bachelor kar le mera swayamvar
tv tv tv ban ja biwi biwi biwi
tainu tv pe wekhya, haye main tujpe mar jawa
tainu tv pe wekhya, haye main tujpe mar jawa
mujhse shadi karle aa chhad de laaj sharam parda
tainu tv, tainu tv
tainu tv, tainu tv
tainu tv, tv pe wekhya tv pe wekhya tv pe wekhya
tainu tv, tv pe wekhya tv pe wekhya tv pe wekhya

maine murder hai kiye, channel pe tere liye
maine murder hai kiye, channel pe tere liye
daal le aag me thodi ghee, ban ja ae controversy
tainu tv, tainu tv
phir hum maal kamayenge, ik bangla banwayenge
us me chhabbis sau tv banaye show reality
tainu tv, tainu tv
phir tu star main bhi star, loki vekhan baram baar
phir tu star main bhi star, loki vekhan baram baar
sare desh badal ke vesh khatri remote paunda bhangra
tv tv tv ban ja biwi biwi biwi
tv tv tv ban ja biwi biwi biwi
tainu tv pe wekhya, haaye main tujpe marr jawa
tainu tv pe wekhya, haaye main tujpe marr jawa
mujhse shaadi karle aa chhad de laaj sharam parda
tainu tv, tv pe wekhya tv pe wekhya tv pe wekhya

I saw you on the screen, oh, for you, my soul takes flight,
I saw you on the screen, oh, for you, my soul takes flight.
Marry me, forsake the veils of shame, cast off all pride,
On the screen, on the screen.

You kiss them all, you kiss them all, my heart aches with desire,
Make me famous too, on the screen, plant a kiss for me to see,
On the screen, on the screen.

Oh, girl, heed my plea, my makeup is all prepared,
Oh, girl, heed my plea, my makeup is all prepared.
Oh, eligible bachelor, let me be your choice,
Screen, screen, screen, become my wife, my wife, my wife.
I saw you on the screen, oh, for you, my soul takes flight,
I saw you on the screen, oh, for you, my soul takes flight.
Marry me, forsake the veils of shame, cast off all pride,
On the screen, on the screen.
On the screen, on the screen.
I saw you on the screen, on the screen, on the screen.
I saw you on the screen, on the screen, on the screen.

Murders I have done, for your channel, they are true,
Murders I have done, for your channel, they are true.
Pour a little ghee in the fire, let the controversy brew,
On the screen, on the screen.

Then riches we shall gather, and a mansion we will own,
With twenty-six hundred screens to house our reality show,
On the screen, on the screen.

Then you a star, and me a star, the world will watch us near and far,
Then you a star, and me a star, the world will watch us near and far.
The whole nation in disguise, the remote control our dance,
Screen, screen, screen, become my wife, my wife, my wife.
Screen, screen, screen, become my wife, my wife, my wife.
I saw you on the screen, oh, for you, my soul takes flight,
I saw you on the screen, oh, for you, my soul takes flight.
Marry me, forsake the veils of shame, cast off all pride,
On the screen, on the screen, on the screen.