tere nau ke paune teen, mere saat ke chhe baarah
tere nau ke paune teen, mere saat ke chhe baarah
ye mara wo mara fir na kahna dobara
ye mara wo mara fir na kahna dobara
tere nau ke paune teen, mere saat ke chhe baarah
ye mara wo mara fir na kahna dobara
ye baja re magajmaari na kar

jaise tum ho guru gurughanta
jasie tum ho guru gurughanta
jaise tum ho guru gurughanta
ho jasie tum ho guru gurughanta
bandar bhaunke chuhiya naache, billi jaaye madaar
bandar bhaunke chuhiya naache, billi jaaye madaar
are been bajaaye kaala bhainsa bakri kare shikaar
been bajaaye kaala bhainsa bakri kare shikaar
teri nau ne nau ne po po pa pa bhan
ye mari wo mara fir na kahna dobara

jaise tum ho guru gurughanta
jasie tum ho guru gurughanta
jaise tum ho guru gurughanta
ho jasie tum ho guru gurughanta
andha dekhe langda bhage, ganja kare shikar
andha dekhe langda bhage, ganja kare shikar
are gunge bole bahare sunte ajab zamana yaar
gunge bole bahare sunte ajab zamana yaar
tere nau ke paune teen, mere saat ke chhe baarah
tere nau ke paune teen, mere saat ke chhe baarah
ye mara wo mara fir na kahna dobara
ye mara wo mara fir na kahna dobara

jaise tum ho guru gurughanta
jasie tum ho guru gurughanta
jaise tum ho guru gurughanta
ho jasie tum ho guru gurughanta
sut-but me fire bhikhaari padhe-likhe bekaar
sut-but me fire bhikhaari padhe-likhe bekaar
sur na jane taal na jaane gud gaaye malhaar
sur na jane taal na jaane gud gaaye malhaar
tere nau ke paune teen, mere saat ke chhe baarah
tere nau ke paune teen, mere saat ke chhe baarah
ye mara wo mara fir na kahna dobara
ye mara wo mara fir na kahna dobara
fir na gana dobara, fir na kahna dobara
fir na gana dobara, fir na kahna dobara, aa ee uh

At your nine, three-quarters past, at my seven, six past twelve,
At your nine, three-quarters past, at my seven, six past twelve,
You strike, I strike, then never speak it again,
You strike, I strike, then never speak it again,
At your nine, three-quarters past, at my seven, six past twelve,
You strike, I strike, then never speak it again,
Stop this brain-bashing game.

Like you, a guru of gibberish,
Like you, a guru of gibberish,
Like you, a guru of gibberish,
Oh, like you, a guru of gibberish,
The monkey barks, the mouse dances, the cat goes to the circus,
The monkey barks, the mouse dances, the cat goes to the circus,
The black buffalo plays the flute, the goat goes hunting,
The black buffalo plays the flute, the goat goes hunting,
Your nine, your nine, blown away,
You strike, I strike, then never speak it again.

Like you, a guru of gibberish,
Like you, a guru of gibberish,
Like you, a guru of gibberish,
Oh, like you, a guru of gibberish,
The blind see, the lame run, the bald one hunts,
The blind see, the lame run, the bald one hunts,
The mute speaks, the deaf hear, a strange world, friend,
The mute speaks, the deaf hear, a strange world, friend,
At your nine, three-quarters past, at my seven, six past twelve,
At your nine, three-quarters past, at my seven, six past twelve,
You strike, I strike, then never speak it again,
You strike, I strike, then never speak it again.

Like you, a guru of gibberish,
Like you, a guru of gibberish,
Like you, a guru of gibberish,
Oh, like you, a guru of gibberish,
The beggar in a suit, the educated useless,
The beggar in a suit, the educated useless,
Doesn't know tune, doesn't know rhythm, sings the monsoon song badly,
Doesn't know tune, doesn't know rhythm, sings the monsoon song badly,
At your nine, three-quarters past, at my seven, six past twelve,
At your nine, three-quarters past, at my seven, six past twelve,
You strike, I strike, then never speak it again,
You strike, I strike, then never speak it again,
Never sing it again, never speak it again,
Never sing it again, never speak it again, ah ee oo.