ladies and gentleman, the goti song

this is the goti song, iska theka poora wrong
kuchh bhi banao, bhad me jaao
just make sure its long
this is the goti song, iska theka poora wrong
oye sunny dikh rahi hai teri thong
this is the goti song, iska theka poora wrong
jab bhi phatne wali hai to gaate hai ye song
this is the goti song, iska theka poora wrong
par har question ka answer hai ye song

socho agar, laila majnu heer ranjha mil jaate, to kya hota
aansu hi aansu day and night, ho jaati unki goti tight
this is the goti song, iska theka poora wrong
launda saapa paida jazbi gaane na ye song
this is the goti song, iska timing bhi hai wrong
Kamino saalo you bhi sing along

pees ke kardo, mother sister, banne lago wo prime minister
uski demand me uski command me, boys are happy just bistar
pehle shopping, i want raada, phir pub hoping, whisky jyada
majnu bichare reh gaye nange, isse to nalle hi change

thats right
aansu hi aansu day and night, ho jaati unki goti tight
this is the goti song, iska theka poora wrong
baba aadam ne bhi shayad gaaya hai ye song
this is the goti song, iske wordings bhi hai wrong
o tension kyun hai, meizu main hoon bounce
oye rasgulla nahi goti
boys can we just get back to the issue
oye jyada pyar ho jaye to ho jaata hai sussu
pehle shaadi, ya ya ya ya, phir itiyaadi, bla bla bla bla
baad me bachche, how cute, bas phir sukha lo Kachhe, yeuuu

aansu hi aansu, day and night, lo kar deta hai goti tight
this is the goti song, iska theka poora wrong
jab bhi phatnewali hai to gaate hai ye song
this is the goti song, iska concept bhi hai wrong
today tomorrow, zor se bolo
today tomorrow, are phir se bolo
today tomorrow, bajegi hum sabki
the goti song

Ladies and gentlemen, the Goat Song
This is the Goat Song, its contract, all wrong
Create anything, let it all be undone
Just make sure it lingers, long and strong
This is the Goat Song, its contract, all wrong
Oi, Sunny, your thong's the sun's own throng
This is the Goat Song, its contract, all wrong
When the heart's about to burst, this is our song
This is the Goat Song, its contract, all wrong
Yet, every question finds its answer in song.

Imagine, if Laila, Majnu, Heer, and Ranjha met,
What chaos would bloom, what shadows would beget?
Tears unending, day and night,
Their goats, alas, would clench so tight.
This is the Goat Song, its contract, all wrong
A boy's lament, a song the heart has long foregone
This is the Goat Song, its timing, also wrong
You miscreants, all, now sing along!

Grind them to dust, mothers, sisters,
Become the Prime Minister, a twisted twister
Her demands, her command,
Boys content on the bed's soft sand.
First shopping, "I want Prada!"
Then pub-hopping, whiskey's armada.
Poor Majnu, left naked, shamed,
Better to be empty, not even named.

That's right.
Tears unending, day and night,
Their goats, alas, would clench so tight.
This is the Goat Song, its contract, all wrong
Even Adam, perhaps, hummed this song along.
This is the Goat Song, its words, all askew
Oh, why the tension? I'm the bounce, it's true!
Oi, not a sweet, but a goat!
Boys, can we just get back to the issue?
Oi, too much love leads to, uh, a tinkle, it's true!
First marriage, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Then sundry issues, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Later, children, how cute,
And then, dry your clothes, you brute.

Tears unending, day and night,
Their goats, alas, will clench so tight.
This is the Goat Song, its contract, all wrong
When the heart's about to burst, this is our song
This is the Goat Song, its concept, also wrong
Today, tomorrow, shout it aloud!
Today, tomorrow, shout it again, proud!
Today, tomorrow, the Goat Song's sound,
Will echo for us, all around.