mujhe yaad hai wo baate mere bachpan ki
daddy kehte the khota sikka chalega nahi
mummy pyaar se khilaati daal chaawal aur dahi
maa ke haatho ka wo jaadu five star me nahi
mar mar ke mili college degree
meri job ek tragedy, hai jo ke salary
ek ladki mili thi, wo bhi dump kar gayi
dump hone ko baitha hu, koi mile to sahi
banda sidha rab da mai yeah, ditto tere warga mai
kaam galat koi karda te phir na usko chhadda mai
kisi ladki ko chhede koi to dishoom
kare cheating aur khele koi to dishoom
mere india ko bura kaha to dishoom
jana gana pe na khada hua to dishoom
to dishoom, to dishoom, to dishoom

bathroom me kishor daa ke gaane gata hu
katy perry ki mai photo sang leke nahata hu
mere aaju baju bikini me babes nachdi
but life koi honey singh ka video nahi
din ko mai chaahe jitna bhi hero hota hu
raat ko takiye ki jhappi leke sota hu
kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi
to yaad karke purani baate khub rota hu
banda sidha rab da mai, ditto tere warga mai
ek waari hath fad la taan phir kadi nahi chhadda mai
ram-rahim ladaaye koi to dishoom
chhote baccho ko daraye koi to dishoom
nasha karke jo aaye koi to dishoom
mere bhai ko sataaye koi to dishoom
to dishoom, to dishoom, to dishoom

kabhi na karu main kaam koi aisa
ke jis se jhuke meri gardan
jeeta hu cheeta hu, papa se sikha hu
mujhpe hai kuch burden jaise hurdam
ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise
chhote sapno ke liye jodu paise kaise kaise
arey kaise kaise kaam kare taaki naam bane
duniya dekh ke mujhko bhaijaan ram ram kare
par dhyan rahe mujhko kabhi na chhedna
dene me ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na

banda sidha rab da mai, ditto tere warga mai
kaam galat koi karda te phir na usko chhadda mai
khud apni badhaai kari to dishoom
ratta maar ke padhai kari to dishoom
rishwat leke kaam kiya to dishoom
raste pe traffic jam kiya to dishoom
public bhadkaaye koi to dishoom
meri bandi ko pataaye koi to dishoom
chaalu picture me phone bajaa to dishoom
gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa to dishoom
to dishoom, to dishoom, to dishoom