mujhe yaad hai wo baate mere bachpan ki
daddy kehte the khota sikka chalega nahi
mummy pyaar se khilaati daal chaawal aur dahi
maa ke haatho ka wo jaadu five star me nahi
mar mar ke mili college degree
meri job ek tragedy, hai jo ke salary
ek ladki mili thi, wo bhi dump kar gayi
dump hone ko baitha hu, koi mile to sahi
banda sidha rab da mai yeah, ditto tere warga mai
kaam galat koi karda te phir na usko chhadda mai
kisi ladki ko chhede koi to dishoom
kare cheating aur khele koi to dishoom
mere india ko bura kaha to dishoom
jana gana pe na khada hua to dishoom
to dishoom, to dishoom, to dishoom

bathroom me kishor daa ke gaane gata hu
katy perry ki mai photo sang leke nahata hu
mere aaju baju bikini me babes nachdi
but life koi honey singh ka video nahi
din ko mai chaahe jitna bhi hero hota hu
raat ko takiye ki jhappi leke sota hu
kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi
to yaad karke purani baate khub rota hu
banda sidha rab da mai, ditto tere warga mai
ek waari hath fad la taan phir kadi nahi chhadda mai
ram-rahim ladaaye koi to dishoom
chhote baccho ko daraye koi to dishoom
nasha karke jo aaye koi to dishoom
mere bhai ko sataaye koi to dishoom
to dishoom, to dishoom, to dishoom

kabhi na karu main kaam koi aisa
ke jis se jhuke meri gardan
jeeta hu cheeta hu, papa se sikha hu
mujhpe hai kuch burden jaise hurdam
ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise
chhote sapno ke liye jodu paise kaise kaise
arey kaise kaise kaam kare taaki naam bane
duniya dekh ke mujhko bhaijaan ram ram kare
par dhyan rahe mujhko kabhi na chhedna
dene me ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na

banda sidha rab da mai, ditto tere warga mai
kaam galat koi karda te phir na usko chhadda mai
khud apni badhaai kari to dishoom
ratta maar ke padhai kari to dishoom
rishwat leke kaam kiya to dishoom
raste pe traffic jam kiya to dishoom
public bhadkaaye koi to dishoom
meri bandi ko pataaye koi to dishoom
chaalu picture me phone bajaa to dishoom
gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa to dishoom
to dishoom, to dishoom, to dishoom

I remember whispers of my youth,
Dad warned, a flawed coin holds no truth.
Mother's love, in daal, rice, and curd,
Magic of her hands, no five-star word.

A college degree, hard-won, a fight,
My job, a tragedy, a salary's blight.
Found a girl, then cast aside and gone,
Waiting, dumped, for someone to dawn.

A simple man, of the Lord, just like you,
If wrong is done, I see it through.
If a girl is harassed, *Dishoom* it rings,
Cheating, playing games, *Dishoom* it flings.
If India is slandered, *Dishoom* I claim,
At the anthem, standing still, *Dishoom* the name.
*Dishoom, Dishoom, Dishoom.*

In the bathroom, Kishore's songs I sing,
A photo of Katy Perry, joy it will bring.
Around me, babes in bikinis sway,
But life's no Honey Singh video's display.
By day, a hero, bold and grand,
At night, with a pillow, in slumber I stand.
Sometimes, at a party, too much I've had,
Old memories surface, tears run mad.

A simple man, of the Lord, just like you,
Once I grasp your hand, I will see you through.
If Ram and Rahim clash, *Dishoom* the sound,
Children are hurt, *Dishoom* all around.
If inebriated they come, *Dishoom* they'll face,
My brother's tormented, *Dishoom* the pace.
*Dishoom, Dishoom, Dishoom.*

Never will I do a deed so grim,
That bows my head, dims my hymn.
Living, fighting, taught by my sire,
A burden I carry, a burning fire.
The house to run, somehow it fares,
For little dreams, I gather cares.
How to work, that a name I make,
The world sees me, "Brother," they speak.
But heed this warning, do not provoke,
To deliver a *Dishoom*, time I won't choke.

A simple man, of the Lord, just like you,
If wrong is done, I see it through.
If praise I offer, *Dishoom* the blow,
Cramming for exams, *Dishoom* you know.
Taking bribes for gain, *Dishoom* the fall,
Traffic jams on roads, *Dishoom* to all.
If the public is inflamed, *Dishoom* the sting,
If my girl is pursued, *Dishoom* the swing,
In a movie, a phone starts to ring, *Dishoom* it will bring,
If the song I hear brings no joy, *Dishoom* it will swing,
*Dishoom, Dishoom, Dishoom.*