khaali pili kaahe ko akkha din baith ke bom maarta hai
khaali pili, khaali pili
khaali pili kaahe ko akkha din baith ke bom maarta hai
khaali pili kaahe ko akkha din baith ke bom maarta hai

left left left right halt
saste uthke baathroom me to jaake snan kar
hamaam laks se ragad ragad badan ko saaf kar
khatiya se chhod raasta taiyar tera naashta
bhaabhi take hai raasta, o aalasi he he o aalasi
kaahe ko kaahe ko kaahe ko himmat haarta hai, bom maarta hai
khaali pili kaahe ko akkha din baith ke bom maarta hai
khaali pili

naana ne kiya ghotala o gadbad jhaala, samajh nahi aala re
hoy naana ne kiya ghotala o gadbad gadbad jhaala
samajh nahi aala re, pharr pharr
naanaaji ne baithe baithe apni akal ghumaayi hai
naanaaji ne baithe baithe apni akal ghumaayi
bacho bacho bacho bacho ji ye naar naveli
padhaane tumhe aayi hai, padhaane tumhe aayi hai
kait maane billi, rait maane chuhaa
kait maane billi, rait maane chuhaa
l-o-v-e l-o-v-e l-o-v-e love maane pyaar
pyaar maane muhabbat, muhabbat maane hi hi hi he h h
mi mi mi n n n n n
are baap re baap ab kya kare
jhutha sachcha pyar jataao, thandi thandi aahe bharo hay hu unh
iske prem me paagal bankar kabhi jiyo aur kabhi maro maro maro

hoy hoy hoy
gar baat meri maan le to beda tera paar hai
nahi to bachchu naanv teri - gudup - manjhadhaar hai
yahi hai mera faisala ab dekhe tera hausala
o pahalvaan o pahalvaan
kaahe ko kaahe ko kaahe ko himmat haarta hai, bom maarta hai
khaali pili kaahe ko akkha din baith ke bom maarta hai
bom maarta hai hai hai hai

Why idle, why all day you sit and blow smoke?
Empty, empty
Why idle, why all day you sit and blow smoke?
Why idle, why all day you sit and blow smoke?

Left, left, left, right, halt!
Lazy, rise, to the bathroom, cleanse yourself,
With Lux soap, scrub your body clean,
Leave the cot, your breakfast awaits,
Sister-in-law awaits, oh lazy, hey, oh lazy!
Why, why, why lose heart, and blow smoke?
Why idle, why all day you sit and blow smoke?
Empty

Grandpa made a mess, a blunder, I don't understand,
Oh Grandpa made a mess, a blunder, a mess,
I don't understand, fahr fahr
Grandpa, sitting, has twisted his mind,
Grandpa, sitting, has twisted his mind,
Run, run, run, run, this young, new girl
Has come to teach you, has come to teach you,
Cat means cat, rat means rat,
Cat means cat, rat means rat,
L-O-V-E, L-O-V-E, L-O-V-E, Love means love,
Love means affection, affection means hee hee hee ha ha ha
Mee mee mee n n n n n
Oh dear, oh dear, now what to do?
Fake true love, sigh cold sighs, oh, hmm, ooh
Become mad in her love, live sometimes, die sometimes, die, die

Hooey hooey hooey
If you heed my words, your boat will cross,
Otherwise, child, your boat - gurdup - is in midstream,
This is my decision, now see your courage,
Oh wrestler, oh wrestler!
Why, why, why lose heart, and blow smoke?
Why idle, why all day you sit and blow smoke?
Blow smoke, hey, hey, hey, hey